semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.

you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.

by m rose... December 28, 2007

semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

Semen Demon

The monster of shame that lurks within the darkest parts of you, urging you to release him.

Fred: Fuck me dude, the Semen Demon is getting really antsy!

by DickoMode27 June 8, 2019

Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020

Strawberry Semen Monster

Sex on da rag...

Last night Latwanda was on her period, but I unleashed the Strawberry Semen Monster anyway... Now I need to buy new sheets

by DurkDurkDurka May 13, 2011

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009