sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.

I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

by Big Matt. yep its me January 20, 2003

secondhand lurking

When somebody is at a computer lurking on myspace, you creep up on the person very slowly, and just watch what they are doing. Secondhand lurking is more often then not used by gay emo kids.

Some bitch named beth lurking on myspace, when some gay ass emo kid walked up and started secondhand lurking.

by Sgt_York August 7, 2009

second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)

Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P

by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005

Six second rule

The Six Second Rule can be used under 2 conditions:

1. When asking someone out and AIM shows that they are typing for more than 6 seconds normally implying a 'no'.

2. When you say 'hi/hey/whats up' via AIM and it takes them more than 6 seconds to reply, normally implying that they are leaving and are saying goodbye.

(over AIM)
person 1: hey
(takes more than 6 seconds to respond)
person 1: (thinking to himself: aww, shit, he gotta go. DAMN YOU SIX SECOND RULE!!!)
person 2: hey, I gotta go. Sorry, see you later.

by GrayxSkiesxBleed February 16, 2009

Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.

*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"

by brendan June 19, 2004

second base

In the standard system of baseball/sexual metaphor (see first base, second base, home run), fondling the breasts and/or buttocks of one's partner.

I would have reached second base if his parents hadn't walked in.

by Pink January 30, 2004