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merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.
Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.
by jhimm April 16, 2004
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Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.
According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
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dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.
That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.
by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009
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5-Point Scale

A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.
"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."

"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"
by someone else has my name August 30, 2006
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Scalper

Another word for recruiter; a form of subhuman primate who either stays unevolved and works for himself trying to find positions for companies too cheap to find their own employees, or becomes a bit more humanoid and goes to work for a corporation big enough to find their own employees. The most prominent characteristic of recruiters is their lack of truthfulness (how can you tell when a recruiter is lying; whenever the lips move).
by Former Wyeth July 13, 2012
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biblical scale

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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1-10 scale

This is mostly used to determined the level of attractiveness of a woman but can be used on a man or an object. 1 meaning absolutely foul and 10 meaning pure lush.
I saw a foul looking girl today, I'd say she was a 3 at the most.

This food is proper stunning, it's a 10 at the least

Mate: what do you think of that lad
Girl: he's alright, he's like a 4 maybe a 5

Mate on the 1-10 scale she is most definitely an 10
by PepsiBottle September 1, 2016
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