Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Pact With Satan

When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit

“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”

by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

satan baby

Someone or something satanic or me

That guuurl, is a total satan baby

by supersassysquad16 January 23, 2017

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

Satan

Satan is a friend for all

Man I wish I has Satan as a friend.

by Poopedonman November 15, 2018