A self absorbed gamer with no reason to leave his home, he will never get a girlfriend. He is smarter than everyone and taller than everyone. I hope you learned how much better he is than you.
by DannysSecretLover September 7, 2017

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
by parduewardue November 23, 2021

A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!
by People's favorite person March 14, 2017

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.
by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.
Holy shit is that man legal?
You mean that really ugly guy over there??
Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..
OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.
You mean that really ugly guy over there??
Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..
OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.
by LilBitchy November 14, 2019
