samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay

“oh your so samuel farmer”

by meow12:: March 14, 2023

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎

Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr

by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is an odd name, the way it sounds and spells is entirely weird

Samuel, your name is weird

by i have an awesome nane March 30, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!

Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!

by Utipaps July 11, 2023

Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much

Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie

by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025

Samuel

Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.

Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!

by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021