Tomato Salad 

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.

Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.

Tomato Salad by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

fruit salad 

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

fruit salad by mifcorn August 23, 2011

tossing one's salad 

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

tossing one's salad by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

Ham Salad 

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

Ham Salad by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

lame salad

(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.

"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"

"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"

"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"

"reality TV is lame salad"

lame salad by ApoC_101 April 1, 2006

Tossed Salad Man 

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.

Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

Tossed Salad Man by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

Orangutan salad 

A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.

On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).

While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

Orangutan salad by Mark H December 3, 2004