salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

salty crouton by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

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Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

Salty Shipley by Desert Bart March 8, 2011

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Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

Salty Pop-Tart by DrSwift December 7, 2011