Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013

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stormtroopered

When he is wearing a glow in the dark condom and swings it around like a lightsaber then slaps her in face.

Last night while she was on her knees I stormtroopered her.

by drewskiwooski November 22, 2014

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Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015

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Story Sender

N. A snap-chatter that constantly sends you their snap chat story personally in hopes of getting double the views. They are the most annoying people on your friends list. The worst part is that their snaps more often than not are a waste of time.

Oh boy another snap from Jake the story sender. (Opens snap) Wow that was gay. (Scrolls through stories) oh look ! It's the same gay snap he sent me 5 seconds ago. ( removes jake from friends list)

by Jwidlak October 31, 2016

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