sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

sleep leak

Related to the music industry
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available

Yoo, did u hear the new leak ?

Dude its not new, its a sleep leak

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 21, 2019

Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 30, 2021

Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.

Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying

by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017

Sleep Weebling

The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."

For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.

by Johnny Gossamer May 24, 2015

Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 19, 2018