AsM Samurai

A garbage Serbian nOob thay plays c-ops (submitted by QuickFire xd)

AsM Samurai is ass at critical ops

by AsM QuickFire June 13, 2018

jewfro samurai

Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.

Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!

Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)

Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...

Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!

by Je3wfro Samur1 June 29, 2009

Samurai High

The sudden Feeling of euphoria immediately after jumping the shit out of your samurai while naked and not flipping, sometimes a samurai high may result in an erection.

Holy fucking shit I have such a samurai high right now look at my penis!

by richard gobbler July 31, 2011

Samuel

A rude term to use for an annoying white man.

Guy 1: That dude was so annoying
Guy 2: Yeah he's a right Samuel

by Monokum January 20, 2020

Darkside of The Samurai

The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.

The Samurai raped Akane Tendo, then he killed her.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021