Salomon

A type of Salmon, which is always called Solomon.

"Yo we got some salmon called solomon yo"

"Dude, thats some Salomon you got there"

by TheDuncanTM December 27, 2008

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

salon boy

A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.

"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."

"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"

"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"

by Captain Benjamin December 28, 2008

Salone Men Dont Cheat

Loyal, Brotherhood, Respectful, And Faithful Men From Sierra Leone.

Den D Rush Salone Men Dont Cheat.

by Raymond Jusu September 5, 2018

Salonee

Salonee is a beautiful Indian girl with brown hair and eyes. She is usually the funny friend in the group and always looks out for others. Anyone would be lucky to have a Salonee in their life.

Salonee always says she, "hates it here," but we all know she doesn't.

by sa1amand3r October 4, 2020

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006