Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty Mudslide

Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.

alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.

by jayhu sanje May 2, 2011

rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012