Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke

Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres

by Soda Jive February 3, 2020

rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016

Rusty Prince

A sexual act in which you just completed having dirty anal sex. You then proceed to 'knight' the other person by slaping each of their cheeks with your dirty sword.

He treated her to a Rusty Prince.

by King Mechagon July 12, 2019

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 10, 2015

rusty charles

A simple drink made by mixing one part orange juice with three parts beer. Commonly enjoined in Copley Ohio. Normally served with bacon.

Of course I have a boner! I had a Rusty Charles for breakfast.

by True Wizzle April 1, 2015

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021