seth rogers

One of the most badass guys you'll meet, kinda like chuck norris, but funnier.

Seth Rogers once facepalmed the air, because he didn't like windmills.

by bobdiedfromstuff March 6, 2015

roger

1. roger that
2. a guy that lacks brain cells
3. sexually explicit boy with girl voice changers
4. husband of helen

Roger: "kid can u marry me"
Helen: "but i thought ur gay"

by average discord mod June 14, 2023

lachy rogers

A cool cunt who makes sick ass videos with his pet kangaroo

Lachy Rogers is such a good content creator

by Dark horse 122 August 16, 2018

Roger

Roger is the meanest cuh you will ever find bro frfr but like he's nice at the same time yk, he's like the greatest guy friend you can go to for advise but at the same time he will make fun or u for that shit

"Yo Roger, I need some advise ab this mf I like, he acts like he wants me but doesn't at the same time"
"u dumbsass mf he likes u but he can't make the first move, dumb bitch"

by ppatsu October 10, 2022

Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?

by humps69 May 22, 2009

ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.

I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!

by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022

Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011