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Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018
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No other go relationship

It's a relationship but not a relationship, they're undefinable.
Hey dude! We are in a no other go relationship.
by Bond bunny July 27, 2017
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Zeus-Ganymede Relationship

A relationship between two people where there is clearly an imbalance between looks, age or some other characteristic (but excluding wealth) that places the relationship in an immediate and stark power imbalance. This differs from sugar daddy / sugar mummy / toy boy relationships where wealth difference is the defining differential, and the relationship is base around a symbiotic exchange.

Related to Zeus (king of the Greek gods) who started an illicit relationship with Ganymede (a low born mere mortal) and elevated him to the position of Demi-God in Greek mythology when he could have had literally any other God, Goddess, Demi-God or human on earth including royalty.
Why is that young good looking successful girl going out with a divorced, broke, unemployed overweight guy with no prospects? He doesn’t even have a particularly nice personality.

I’m not sure - maybe she has low self confidence or perhaps she’s just addicted to Zeus-Ganymede relationships and all that power and security of knowing he’ll never cheat.
by Thefreelancetrader June 17, 2021
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Grade School Relationship

Any relationship that does not last for more than a few hours to a few short months (about 3 at the most).
What happen with you and that fine lady you were with. Oh! her it was just a grade school relationship.
by darkking777 December 14, 2010
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One page relationship

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook
Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship
by ManOutsideYourWindow March 25, 2010
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early relationship chicken

Early Relationship Chicken - a phase in every early relationship where you don't say no to anything because you want to seem interesting, adventurous, and open-minded.
Robin and Kevin play "Early Relationship Chicken" until they admit they don't like it.
by Amyks1725 December 5, 2013
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my relationship status

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017
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