Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018

No other go relationship

It's a relationship but not a relationship, they're undefinable.

Hey dude! We are in a no other go relationship.

by Bond bunny July 27, 2017

Grade School Relationship

Any relationship that does not last for more than a few hours to a few short months (about 3 at the most).

What happen with you and that fine lady you were with. Oh! her it was just a grade school relationship.

by darkking777 December 14, 2010

One page relationship

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook

Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship

by ManOutsideYourWindow March 25, 2010

my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017

early relationship chicken

Early Relationship Chicken - a phase in every early relationship where you don't say no to anything because you want to seem interesting, adventurous, and open-minded.

Robin and Kevin play "Early Relationship Chicken" until they admit they don't like it.

by Amyks1725 December 5, 2013