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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
mugGet the Randy's wifemug.

Anne Randi

Naaah, she's wrong
by Ikke Patrick April 26, 2020
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Randy

A positive adjective that describes something as "good" , but also weird. Very quirky.
"I don't know how to feel about this school lunch , I guess it's kinda Randy .."
by Randynut October 17, 2025
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Randy

"Randy (noun): An arrogant prick characterized by a lack of maturity, self-control, and social skills. Whether in person or online, this individual swiftly turns any conversation toxic, displaying troll tendencies. Engaging with a Randy is often far from enjoyable, as their inclination to sour discussions makes peaceful civil discourse nearly impossible."
1-"Debating politics with that guy turned into a total Randy situation; he couldn't discuss anything without resorting to insults and toxicity."

2-"Redditors, I asked a question to genuinely learn about the topic, not to invite a Randy-style meltdown. Let's keep things constructive – managing those toxic impulses makes for a better community. Nobody appreciates a keyboard warrior that thrives on ridicule."

3-"I requested feedback on a recommendation, didn't need a condescending Randy vibe in return. Let's keep it real – we're all here to chat and learn something or teo, not to put others down. Someone put this guy on time out!"
by RiffRaff101 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Randymug.

do a randy

Someone that is power hungry, and jealous of someone else that has gotten a higher position than him. Complains to the higher ranks, and ends up being fired and banned.
Wow, he did a randy and got banned!
He wanted to be promoted so bad he did a randy!
They're so jealous, they're about to do a randy.
by what no go away pls September 8, 2019
mugGet the do a randymug.

randy russ

Often having a small thing and gets no girls and no one likes him.
Girl. Randy Russ is it even in?
by Randyruss April 5, 2017
mugGet the randy russmug.

base me randy

you have no life
base me randy’s
by Deathire April 5, 2022
mugGet the base me randymug.

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