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Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"

Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."

Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"

Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.

Keith: Ok rider.
by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 1, 2020
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Ass rider

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh
by hibiji February 27, 2025
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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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Dick Rider

by iNutGlitter August 10, 2018
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Rig Rider

Typically a woman or Female prostitute who hangs around truck stops to have sex with the Truck drivers
Steer clear or be vigilant at this stop. Lots of Rig Riders.
by Thebiggycheese November 4, 2023
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Fly rider

“Wow! That speech was impromptu?”
“Yeah, he’s a real fly rider
by DraySenpai November 23, 2021
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