platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015

slugger punch

A brutal punch by a slower heavy weight bloke.

Fuck that fat cunt Tim through a slugger punch and knocked out that dick head cold

by Melb gen February 24, 2020

punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.

"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."

by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017

shovel punch

the rude awakeninig hangover. it actually wakes you up in the morning because of the pain between your eyes. like being shoveled to the face.

does anybody have any vitamin IB, i totally got shovel punched this morning?

by il barbone October 14, 2009