Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 05, 2022

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram February 22, 2018

The pumpkin

The pumpkin is the reverse Blumkin. The act of eating a girls pussy while she takes a shit.

Her. Have you ever had the pumpkin?
Me. Can I give you a pumpkin while you’re taking a shit?

by Jkooking February 05, 2024

Pumpkin bitch

That one ginger cunt in school that thinks that she’s hot shit.

Brother eww Pumkin bitch is there!
Look at Pumpkin bitch with her nasty face.

by Public hater #1 May 13, 2024

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013

Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 04, 2023

smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher December 11, 2015