puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

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puberty fairy

A heavily fanatic Star Wars fan that loves a good spanking from time to time (thicc). Often confuses a century for a millennium.

Oh don't worry, he's just another puberty fairy.

by Zoggy White April 21, 2018

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puberted

When someone is in the process of puberty.

“He looks a lot older.”
“Yeah that’s because he puberted.”

by izzi0908 January 2, 2018

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Pauler

A person defined to be a self centered,careless about anyones culture or non respectful to the dead hellbent to cause negative attention to gain fame including poisoning the minds of kids.

1:God, He is unbelivable,how can he do something like this?
2: Ignore him,he's just another Pauler

by Jase101 January 17, 2018

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Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

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