I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent

The fifth child in the family who is 80 percent.

He also goes by the name of mr. Tzvi.

Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent… Why did you drop and crack the glass.

by You seeeeeeee November 28, 2021

I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

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I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

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