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by urmom3 October 8, 2021
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Poser

Incorrect spelling of the word "posuer", mainly used by morons and 7th graders.
Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
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poser

1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular)
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.
by Pseudonym9000 June 22, 2009
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Poser

A poser is someone who tries to be something when they are not that thing.
Someone who laces their doc martens the wrong way trying to be punk. Aka a poser
by Biglardincharge March 25, 2019
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Tiktok poser

Someone who is always on TikTok, and whenever they hear a trending song, they call it a “TikTok song," as well as randomly singing the trending part out loud, claiming they love the song, let alone believing any rumors they come across.
“No way i love that band”
Oh yeah, whats your favorite song?”
“idk what its called, its from tiktok”
“Tiktok poser”
by xpmako February 6, 2024
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Poser

A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.
Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3

Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?

Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333

Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?

Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?

Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?

Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!

Normal: how am i a poser?

Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
by iehfobnsoh October 7, 2010
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.
by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021
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