Someone who tries the rebellious teenager image even though they were always the goody two shoes who behaved exactly within the rules as expected by authority figures, and got other people in trouble or spied on them as a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.
Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone desperate to convince the world they are not a prude and dont care what anybody thinks, despite being pretentious and/or superficial.
The poser said he/she didnt care what anybody thought of him/her and that he/she wasnt a prude, but his/her actions showed someone who cared desperately about what people thought of him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
Get the Poser mug.person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair
by not chandler September 17, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.
Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.
by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020
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