porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.

If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.

by darkswitch July 28, 2010

gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.

I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.

by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014

porn toe

When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.

There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.

by Jack Fast August 31, 2014

who porn

Pornography Deriving from characters and/or events in doctor who.

Girl: I stumbled across the best who porn last night, this guy looked just like David tennant.
Other girl: was that the one when Jack and the doctor hooked up?
Girl: that's the one.

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Porn Philanthropist

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.

Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!

by ShareAFap September 3, 2015

Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

hand porn neck porn vein porn eye porn leg porn sock porn hair porn beard porn J porn Shan porn Mars porn tattoo porn vocal porn

Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn

by loralaimango November 16, 2016

porn fluffer

A porn fluffer is the guy or girl that keeps the guy hard in-between scenes.

Julie is a porn fluffer until she can make it to the big screen.

by Zebra Fighter June 10, 2018