Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.

"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."

by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008

Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 25, 2009

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

Deja Pocket

The sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when in fact, it is not.

Ryan: "Hang on, blowin' up..."
Berto: "Who is it?"
Ryan: "Nobody...deja pocket"

by Toast Crumbs February 3, 2010

nose pocket

A person who is always in other people's business.

Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.

by DJMJ March 31, 2012