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Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.
"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."
by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008
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penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.
oh look - here comes penny-pockets
by Professor of new English July 1, 2005
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nose pocket

A person who is always in other people's business.
Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.
by DJMJ March 31, 2012
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Deja Pocket

The sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when in fact, it is not.
Ryan: "Hang on, blowin' up..."
Berto: "Who is it?"
Ryan: "Nobody...deja pocket"
by Toast Crumbs February 3, 2010
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Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals
i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket
by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010
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dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.
My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er
by technohermit October 1, 2006
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cock pocket

the part of a female which is used for reproduction. also known as a vagina, sleeve of wizard, and meat curtains. RP
I want to stick my yogurt slinger in her cock pocket.
by r73u3s3p1 January 15, 2011
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