Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapples

Pineapples is what you call a group of pineapple when they are together they can transform into anything you can dream of and is you eat them it hurts your tongue

"Wow, did you see that group of pineapple" said Dude
"It actually called pineapples when they are together"said slightly smarter dude

by Aliens.like.eggs November 8, 2018

Pineapple hairs

1. The green stuff on sponge bobs house

2. Squidwards next door neighbor

3. Patrick’s friend

There is some (pineapple hairs) on sponge bobs house

by The official bachook of anix June 16, 2020

pineapple kink

A man who hollows out a pineapple and processed to fuck it.

“Dude did you know James has a pineapple kink?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Pineapple Jacket

A racist term or Hawaiian or samoan people.

I wouldn’t rather not put Pineapple Jacket into a sentence.

by Opinion010 January 3, 2025

Pineapple

Are you a fucking idiot spongebob lives in one but you prolly lost your IQ watching day shit

You are fucking idiot if you need to know how to use pineapple in a sentence.

by I_drink_bleach January 13, 2019

rotating pineapple

1. Abuseive language aimed at dickheads or
2. To get screwed over (often by your boss)

Up ya dinky with a Rotating Pineapple!

by Da Kriss August 24, 2017