Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

by Ferdinando May 19, 2007

pickled nipple

A condition whereby cold weather, moisture and/or lack of a brassiere forge the perfect storm of mammary offensiveness: rock-hard, lumpy, chilled little mounds of flesh protruding through one's shirt like tiny gherkins.

Oh my gosh! Lindsay came to the party without a bra and she had pickled nipple all night long!

by Dr. Evil 518 April 6, 2011

Pickle Gangster

A Pickle Gangster is the term given to philandering women who take on many men at once. The term originates from London, where Pickle Gangstering is near-common place. Pickle Gangsters can not get enough penis.

Oy, she is such a Pickle Gangster, just lose the bitch.

by Dr. V.E. Randolph September 30, 2006

pickle mouth

A condition that arises after sucking copious amounts of cock. Characterized by overly salty breath.

After chugging the room full of fraternity brothers, the young lady was diagnosed with a bad case of pickle mouth.

by Lucy Cumbelly May 25, 2007

Pickle Kisser

A man that enjoys it when another mans penis is in his mouth.

Justin Timberlake is a Pickle Kisser.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 28, 2008

Pickle Toaster

Another term of a vagina

That girl's got a tight pickle toaster

by J. Stew Austin February 11, 2010

Pickled Abs

The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.

Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.

Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!

by Hipster Juice August 4, 2011