Put his skis on

1. To bang, or to have sex with.

2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis

Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!

by ConantDickerson February 25, 2009

put your weights up

Deliberately and secretly disadvantaging someone in some way in the workplace. For example, overloading them with work, denying them training opportunities or spreading gossip about them.

Originated in Australia - New Zealand and derived from the practice of adding weights to the saddle of a race horse to handicap it and slow it down.

If you don't kiss arse with that bastard manager, he'll put your weights up at the next performance appraisal.

by The Watcher On The Wall November 28, 2011

Put the Smooth On

The effect to one's self when leisurely consuming an alcoholic beverage. Beverages with higher alcohol content hasten this process.

That Rusty Nail really put the smooth on me.

by meestatom August 9, 2012

Put your that there

A term used by Slovakian's to order someone to put something somewhere.

Finley, no, put your that there.

by Crispy4skin January 13, 2014

Put your neck down

A phrase that originated on the west coast, meaning if you say something dumb, if someone calls "put your neck down," you must put your neck down in order to get slapped on the neck by the crew.

"Okay, let's walk to the store"

"How are we getting there?"

"Put your neck down, walking"

by seantheswan August 16, 2014

Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

by ThomasKinkade February 16, 2015

put it on the clock

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

by Catmac821 January 24, 2016