shonvel possum

when you finger your possum for a fortnite skin

did hear about the shonvel possum shonvel finger banged his possum for A fortnite skin

by big woop woop May 16, 2019

ass clown posse

Fans of insane clown posse.

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!

by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

helicopter position

A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.

'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'

by TheSpasticTangerine September 3, 2017

rap poser

A person who doesn't even like rap and listens to the pop rap because they think that they look cool. Rap posers don't even look into rap to know that there was old school. Usually they buy the album of the newest one hit wonder and put it in their cd player and don't even listen to it. Rap posers say rock and every other genre sucks without even listening to it because they think that makes them look cool. Real rap fans don't just listen to the pop rap, they usually listen to tupac and notorious B.I.G. and the rappers before them because they know that those were the people who had the best flow, and also real rap fans don't go around saying that rock sucks.

I used to be a rap poser until I listened to Jimi Hendrix and other classic rock and then I started getting into rock and metal because I actually like it and don't pretend to. Now I express my true thoughts on modern rap and the only rap I listen to is old school cause modern is shit.

by Joe725 March 12, 2007

posh wank

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

by MaidenMan March 28, 2007

postin

To be in a state of relaxation.
To act as a post.

What you up to? Nothin, just postin.

by Playa Duke January 27, 2004

the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.

the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.

by sammy____ September 13, 2006