Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.
Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.
by Mannnnly October 04, 2019
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.
by Poopterrorist18 December 02, 2013
when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 24, 2010
When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
by Idaho Tough September 28, 2013
Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
by Frankduhtankk May 02, 2010
When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.
You're making me have a sympathy poop
by Winifred george June 25, 2015