One of the dumbest people you could ever meet. Thought that is was the French Resolution not Revolution and mispronounces many words horribly wrong. Does bad at school and blames his teachers although all he has to do is turn in his homework. He'd rather be sad and alone watching shows by himself than be with friends having a good time because he is a masochist.
Wow did you actually think that it was pronounced "quack-o-mole?" Bruh that's kind of an Owen Beaman moment.
by Obama Gaming June 12, 2019

A really blonde guy that likes getting perms. He will most likely always be in a bad mood if you ask about his girls on Snapchat. Aggressive and likes bubble baths. Bad at everything except skiing.
by SebyTheWeby November 8, 2024

Owen is the sexiest man alive.
by _Bully_Maguire_ January 21, 2022

An outstanding person, that usually has expertise in football mathematics, and much more. He's very tall, handsome, and overall just a nice guy. Hes also overwise known as the Top Owen, or the great dean.
by Owen Kirby/ Heisenburg December 14, 2022

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Owen is a boy who is a wanna be. He gets treated bad, but that does not stop his ambitions. He is short but he gets all the girls. Generally Owen likes to play basketball, and use snapchat. His family life is not that great but that just gives him a subject to talk about with people. He is very handsome and very dreamy.
by Yaboigoat April 23, 2018

owen the sexiest man alive, he is normally jewish and love girls named Keli
“damn keli is so hot”
he has a fat ass that everyone is jealous of.
“damn keli is so hot”
he has a fat ass that everyone is jealous of.
by lucmastersexy October 31, 2019
