Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet

1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!

by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Toilet bomber

When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.

Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.

by Pmdono July 23, 2016

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021