Mob hit

When you beat your dick like it owes you money.

Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!

by C_Swiney July 9, 2017

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Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

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Hit something

Hood slang for intercourse with a person . Something your trying to do sexually with something

Man I Just met this fine ass girl , I’m trying to hit something tonight !

This girl been calling me all day , I hope she bout that hit something

by HillyBaby January 7, 2020

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Hit the Rabbi

1. Mess up royally
2. screw the pooch
3. embarrassing mistake/awkward interaction
4. fuck up ftw

My colleague sure "hit the rabbi" at the meeting today.

My stepsister can't drive; she needs a lesson on driving or else she will "hit the rabbi".

We made fun of my grandma, she sure knew "how to hit the rabbi" at the dinner table.

Man, I really hit the rabbi at work today. I'll be surprised if I'm still here tomorrow after my boss finds out what happened.

by Mello dawg January 17, 2012

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Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter May 9, 2011

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