1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018
Get the John Laurensmug. A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
by Q-T girl November 8, 2011
Get the John Martinmug. In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.
by Dewey May 23, 2004
Get the lil johnmug. 1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts
2. To have tight short-shorts
1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
by shouriman October 12, 2003
Get the John Stocktonmug. John Ray is not a good person. He is a bad person, actually the worst of all the worst. He is bad to all men, to the point that he exceeds in personality, intelligence and looks. He exceeds in his current course effortlessly, since that course was what his heart desires. He exceeds in dancing to the point that he created his own style known peculiarly as seductive urban. He exceeds in giving you advices. He exceeds in arguments, you will learn a lot from him since he grew weirdly with the help of internet and knew puzzles of logic. He exceeds in affection, you will never find anyone disturbing like him. Once he stares at you, he will not only poison your mind but also your heart. This man is one of a kind. No one will be better than him in the heart of this lady writing this description. She knows how worse this man is and how worse he can become. He stole all the attributes of men from what this lady wished for. He never left a single piece of attribute for men to have, so that this lady will only look to him. Every Valentine's Day, every week, everyday, every hour, every second, he will always be the worst of all men to this lady's heart.
John Ray is suprised.
John Ray is loved.
John Ray is an excellent son and brother.
John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.
John Ray is loved.
John Ray is an excellent son and brother.
John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.
by revixenportable February 10, 2020
Get the John Raymug. Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
Get the John Haldemanmug. by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022
Get the John Egbertmug.