A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
Get the Old pornmug. The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022
Get the Old Amishmug. Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
Get the old coconutmug. 1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
Get the Old Jorismug. by Brenda_x3333 April 27, 2017
Get the old piecemug. The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
Get the Divorced Oldmug. An old person
by Real World October 27, 2016
Get the Old raisinmug.