Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022

The number 33

A random number

I used a number randomized and got the number 33!

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022

Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023