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Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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Erm, what the sigma?

“Erm, what the sigma” is a humorous and sarcastic expression used to convey shock, confusion, or disbelief. The phrase merges "erm"—a filler word indicating hesitation or puzzlement—with "what the sigma," a playful reference to the concept of a "sigma male," which is often associated with a lone, self-reliant persona in popular culture. The term is meant to be taken in a tongue-in-cheek manner, adopting a tone similar to that of Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants, known for his deadpan and exasperated reactions. This expression is used to mockingly elevate the level of bewilderment in a situation, adding a layer of ironic seriousness.
by Bazingaaaa August 14, 2024
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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024
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Sigma male

The type of guy you should not mess with, you never know when he will let the beast out. Has an army of big titty women on his pillows, they shouldnt be touched or you will die of acidic burns. He is the type of guy to duck under bullets like the matrix. Always has a fedora on hand and has all the anime powers.
Bully: Hey nerd!
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
by Fridge_UD April 27, 2023
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skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods
OHHHH YESSSSS I JUST WON THE GOONING COMPETITION BY skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning
by Curry john stone September 4, 2024
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Sigma

A name that losers call themselves while acting like they are better than everyone
I’m a sigma (I’m a low-life)
by Smart dude guy June 10, 2023
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Sigma

Ciaphas Cain is the only thing that should be considered a sigma
by The Celestial Wizard April 6, 2023
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