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Noob Tuber

A highly skilled and adaptive MW2 campaigner who sees the opportunity to utilise a weapon and blow up a shitload of whiny assed bitches.

Seasoned noob tubers live to hear how whiny and bitchy anyone who's been blown to bits gets and loves nothing more than to hear the words "He can only use a noob tube,cus he aint got no mad skillz like what I haz" (sic).
I'm gonna blow these whiny bitches to fuckin smithereens cus I love to hear them moan.

Then I'm gonna tube 'em again.

Then I'm gonna let em get a shot off,to let them think they have a chance before tubing the tard out of 'em.

I am the King of the fuckin Noob Tubers. (i.e. I tube noobs).
by Penance4thought April 4, 2010
mugGet the Noob Tubermug.

uber nOOb

One so lacking in skills, they will always be a nOOb.
1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.

Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.

2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.

Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.

3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
by Viper :: BoroLANParty May 24, 2005
mugGet the uber nOObmug.

noob cannon

In cs (counter strike) it is the xm1014 auto shotgun(auto shotty). it has a fast reload and a fast fire rate. you can also stop reloading to fire off a round into the fave of an opponent.
OMFG! that is like your sixth kill with the noob cannon. get a real gun.
by ~|~()|\/| November 28, 2006
mugGet the noob cannonmug.

angry noob

1. an angry noob that runs around stealing kills and then mocks your dead corpse by crouching up and down in the general area of your characters face. Meant to be an emulation of a teabag.
2. a noob that runs around constantly saying "fuck you" or "you fucking suck" every time you inflict damage upon that player.
3. a noob that comes up to you post- kill and says things like "hey bro, way to be real fucking ghey" and "i wasnt ready. why'd you come after me". This is due to a kill that is usually of someone on the opposite team.
1. 1337Haxor: Ha! i pwned your noob ass! *crouch, crouch*
2. Announcer: HEADSHOT!
ig075ki115: WOW! I can't believe your h4x! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SUX!
1337h4xor: Don't be such and angry noob...
3. whinyemobitch: I wasnt ready yet........ why'd you kill me.... *goes in corner and cuts wrists while istening to hawthorne heights*
by Chris and Fernando August 7, 2006
mugGet the angry noobmug.

Noob Tube

A grenade launcher mounted on the front of a gun in Call of Duty 4.
That kid got me using his noob tube!
by John Kieffer April 6, 2008
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

Noob Bisket

After you pwnt a noob, you then quickly T-Bag them and leave flour or exspelled fluids across there chest, then you bake them or gernade them leaving them at a nice not burnt but crispy bisket.
Damn, I gave Brandon a Noob Bisket last night!
by But Socks November 19, 2006
mugGet the Noob Bisketmug.

noob toob

A term used for the grenade launcher attachment in call of duty. Named for the lack needed skill only noobs use it even in RL.
(Marine):DoOd LoOk At mY 1337 NaDe LaUnCh3r
(Marine's friend):LaWl only nubs use noob toobs
by Flipsk8r1409 March 31, 2009
mugGet the noob toobmug.

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