Isaac Sloan, or more commonly known as shlana king Is a 15 year old stromlo sender that doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He sometimes ditches the dogs and go to adelaide to some shitty public school called Nazareth but that's besides the point. Currently Shlana king is studying sex therapy at ANU hoping to learn more about his passion of the female body *moans in myles ear* These are his attributes: He is a jacked mother fucker that snorts lines of creatine daily, He has the cock the size of an alpha wolf, He eats more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs and He is filled with pure testosterone
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.
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