eli

an eli is a sweetie. he is also a filthy street whore. an eli is most likely short with an under average peepee. he is very fruity yet very straight and is not afraid to be a judgy little queen. he sucks at fingering but apparently gives great head. he’s a good friend to have, but being his girlfriend is probably very scary. he’s a pretty good hookup as long as you keep his sausage fingers away from your puthé.

he totally went eli on my vagina i’m in so much pain

by marissajenkins September 12, 2022

Eli assist

When playing rocket league, the player gets points for an assist much longer than expected.

"What an Eli assist. That guy still got points a solid 10 seconds after he touched the ball.

by Razosaku November 19, 2023

Eli's Gaming Skill

An alternate way to say the word "invisible"
Another way to say something doesn't exist

Bro your dick is Eli's gaming skill

by Mr. Garrison's Mr. Slave May 20, 2022

Eli

Some wannabe lightskin with curls. Usually attracts weird people. Plays waterpolo and is extremely ugly.

Eli should totally date Cat Parker.

by EliGod69 December 24, 2021

Eli

beautiful mf with big balls, any woman who sees him immediately gets so wet that she could make a fucking pool. eli is fucking awesome man i love him

yln1a: Eli is so fucking cool, dude. He is fucking AWESOME. He is a fucking UNIT when it comes to words, like damn. Dude gets my dick ROCK HARD!!!

by yln1a July 2, 2022

Eli

Eli is an amzing friend that has blonde hair blue eyes he likes to game and play sports and listen to music

Hes such an Eli

by Definitely not Eli May 6, 2021

Eli

Eli is very stupid and all he does is sleep and play Omori all day, he’s also a nerd and proven multiple times he’s a crybaby! He also have an evil twin that’s much cooler than the other.
Overall he’s a NERDO

You’re a nerd, Eli

by c00l_sh4rk June 25, 2023