I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 08, 2021

or she would have

The statement freely outpoured by a Wingman immediately following the statement that's what rob's mom said. Should definitely follow "that's what she said" as well.

Anonymous: "<anything at all>"
Red Leader: "That's what Rob's mom said!"
Wingman: "Or she would have..."

by bikerscum July 06, 2006

have brass balls

If you have brass balls that means you have balls large and hard enough to knock out anything from a small child to mid sized horse

"I didn't know i have brass balls till Julie gave me head for the first and last time. Let's just say her nose never was straight again"

by Breaking Oliver November 02, 2015

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. November 08, 2008

Have my babies

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.

Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.

by ICallForAnEpicPie September 16, 2008

yes have some

having some..

Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!

by Robert November 03, 2003