Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos

Have you paid your fanum tax?

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024

Taxed

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The police officer taxed me with a speeding ticket.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Fanum tax

A popular streamer called fanum would usually steal food from his roommates every time they order something so they called it the fanum tax

Kai cenat: "yo fanum stole my chicken wings I got fanum taxed"

by Bianconeri August 5, 2024

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021

sin tax

the tax that the christian church puts (or used to put) when they whould like to repent (or when they are dying)

guy: i think i am dying
church: you sinned, that's double sin tax since you didin't repent since 1999

by stamplerels November 1, 2021