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polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.
hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(
by help polar bears December 30, 2020
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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
mugGet the i need timemug.

needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
mugGet the needs of the armymug.
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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Some folks need killin

Oh I know it brother but I highly doubt you'd be able to tell the difference between the ones who do and the one's who don't.
Hym " 'Some folks need killin' he said but he doesn't thing that the eternal paradise incest cult should just go to heaven immediately. It's funny how to the Christian, death is good for bad people but only because death is bad for bad people but death is bad for good people even though it's good for good people. It's like 'cognitive dissonance²' But he's right! He probably does need to be killed. It would be the only way to get him to stop doing what he's doing. Your kids are (probably) ALSO going to need some killin."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
by DDistrict December 8, 2024
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bro doesn't need autotune

The definition of someone having amazing singing skills that they do not need the help of autotune to make their singing better.
"Bro doesn't need autotune. He sings so well."
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
mugGet the bro doesn't need autotunemug.

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