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murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!
I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!
by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017
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murder hobo

A Dungeons & Dragons player character who is known for killing first and asking questions later.
Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.
by Maddaloon February 8, 2024
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
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murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
by JeyBloo June 2, 2015
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sonical murder

1: the act of ending anothers life by running the over

2: lyrical assasination
Yo! Have you heard Eminem's response track to MGK? Straight up sonical murder yo.
by Qad Nior January 1, 2023
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Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021
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