Mud rod

A frozen turd

I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy

by liveforfash January 1, 2018

mud packer

a mud packer is when 2 males engage in sexual intercourse
threw the anus. causing the shit to pack up in the anuses
causing constipation. in result causing both males to be mud packers

man i cant shit....eeewwww wat, your mud packer packed u!!!!

by janice4274 November 25, 2007

mud digger

One enjoys dining out in another person's asshole.

Jason is a mud digger. He ate that girl's asshole out for 20 minutes.

by King Randy January 6, 2011

Mud hut

A very dirty black Pussy that smells of extremely bad rotten fish.

The bitches sitting behind me have disgusting mud huts. The smell of it makes my dick suck into my body

by Big Doperey April 9, 2014

take a mud

(adj) The art of dropping a large turd anywhere possible.

Australian Slang.

1. Mate, my gut is starting to cane; I gotta go take a mud real bad.

2. "I took a good mud thismorning mate." "Nice"

by Talented Jimbo April 3, 2006

mud clam

A female's butthole.

She was on the rag and wouldn't give me her love hole, so I had turn her around and shove it in her mud clam.

by mroffensive February 14, 2008

throw mud

Attempt to fart and accidentally expel fecal material; shart, poop,wet fart.

I tried to squeeze off a fart but was afraid I would throw mud.

by rolltide55 January 18, 2010