Moif

A superlative interjection of fiendish porportions. Use 'moif' as a question, an exclamation, or to make a statement. You can even use moif as a sense of outrage.

Can you hear me now?!
--Moif?


Dear Joanie,
Moif.
--Hopeless In Hazleton


I failed my math test!
--Moif!!!


other uses:
Go moif yourself.
Moif-a-loif.

or just one..

single..

solitary..



Moif.

by Mel300 March 7, 2004

Moist

Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.

When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"

by alldabitchesanddahoes January 24, 2011

moises

a guy who says he always cant get a ride but really just doesn't like people

Dude I invited 4 guys over and 3 of them where totally Moises's

by gigorgia April 7, 2008

Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009