Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Milkshake

When you cover a guys dick in whipped cream right as or right before he cums and mix them together.

Cody gave me a milkshake last night and I was so sweet

by Jxxxh July 11, 2018

Milkshaking

2 uncircumsized men stitch their foreskin together and make it form a cup. Then they wrap it around both their cocks, and cum inside of it until it fills up like a balloon. Then, using their dicks like a spoon, they slosh the cum around until it becomes foamy and then they drink it.

Me and jerry love to go milkshaking together. It is great fun and we get a tasty drink when it's done!

by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024

Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.

Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "

by T1ts March 23, 2022

Dirty Milkshake

When you have a big mouthful of your partners breast milk then blow it back into her arsehole then finish off with cumming inside of it

Hey babe, I want a Dirty Milkshake tonight

by Berry Naughty December 17, 2025

Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.

"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021