Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
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John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
Get the Mileage Merchant mug.A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
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An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024
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Get the Reezy Merch mug.When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.
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